Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Not back in the swing of this.
This is Ingemar, the owner-in-exile of this here blog. I currently go to UCSD--
RAAAAAAAWR! Boooooooooriiiiiiing!
Ahem. I go to UCSD. We go by a quarter system rather than a semester system, which is much more common. There are two downsides to such a system--
ROOOOOOOWR! "There are two downsides to being Ingemar--one is that you have a dumb name, the other is that you're a motherfucking failu--
TOMKYOU! Dammit, I'm trying to post here!... Anyway, two things I don't like about the quarter system: the first is that the schoolyear zips by too quickly, and the second is that I have to experience the bloody finals week THREE TIMES PER SCHOOLYEAR. OK, "quarter" is really misleading because there are only three of them--
REEEAAAAOOOWRR! Oh, so the University is full of clueless fucks who don't know how to count! Boy, you really must have fit in well, eh Ingemoron?
--and the "fourth quarter" is only for those who take summer school. But I guess it's not all that bad, since summer break is pretty long, enough time to--
--vegetate, and wish you had a girlfriend, and get fat staring at the monitor. ROOOOOOWR! Tomkyou's better than that, cuz Tomkyou's has the ladies. ME~OW!
Tomkyou, you fleabitten, festering feline piece of shit, name one lady. Well? *crickets* Thought so, you got none. So shut the hell up before I lace your tuna with potassium cyanide.
REEEEOOOWR! F.O.A.D! They're just too cool to be caught standing next to a living, breathing mound of failure like you! HSSSSSSSS!
RAAAAAAAWR! Boooooooooriiiiiiing!
Ahem. I go to UCSD. We go by a quarter system rather than a semester system, which is much more common. There are two downsides to such a system--
ROOOOOOOWR! "There are two downsides to being Ingemar--one is that you have a dumb name, the other is that you're a motherfucking failu--
TOMKYOU! Dammit, I'm trying to post here!... Anyway, two things I don't like about the quarter system: the first is that the schoolyear zips by too quickly, and the second is that I have to experience the bloody finals week THREE TIMES PER SCHOOLYEAR. OK, "quarter" is really misleading because there are only three of them--
REEEAAAAOOOWRR! Oh, so the University is full of clueless fucks who don't know how to count! Boy, you really must have fit in well, eh Ingemoron?
--and the "fourth quarter" is only for those who take summer school. But I guess it's not all that bad, since summer break is pretty long, enough time to--
--vegetate, and wish you had a girlfriend, and get fat staring at the monitor. ROOOOOOWR! Tomkyou's better than that, cuz Tomkyou's has the ladies. ME~OW!
Tomkyou, you fleabitten, festering feline piece of shit, name one lady. Well? *crickets* Thought so, you got none. So shut the hell up before I lace your tuna with potassium cyanide.
REEEEOOOWR! F.O.A.D! They're just too cool to be caught standing next to a living, breathing mound of failure like you! HSSSSSSSS!
# posted by Ingemar @ 7:51 PM 
