Tuesday, April 12, 2005
Greetings, and such.
Yo, this is INGEMAR's blog, though.... I'm quite disappointed. The title is NOT what I had in mind. I can only think of one explanation, and that is--
Ah, yes, the "title character." What the hell are you doing to my webspace, cat?
ROOOOOOOOWWR! "Cat? CAT???" Learn some respect, you shitshovelling, bilgesucking human! I'm not some two-bit pussy like that fatass Garfield! I'm Tomkyou! The ladies be's lovin' me, and you know it! Say otherwise, and I'll claw your eyes out! Cocksucker! REEEOOOOOOWR!!!
Really, Tomkyou. Remember under whose roof you live. Give me this lip again and I assure you that you'll find each of your paws in an offshore landfill.
RAAAAAWWR! Bring it on, shithead!
Yes, this is the reason my blog is not about me. That damn cat has hacked in and claimed it as his own. But I do have my ways, and apparently, he will only post in italics, so--
RAAAAAAAWR! Move it on out, or I'm gonna shit in your bedcovers! ROOOOOOWR!
Ah, yes, the "title character." What the hell are you doing to my webspace, cat?
ROOOOOOOOWWR! "Cat? CAT???" Learn some respect, you shitshovelling, bilgesucking human! I'm not some two-bit pussy like that fatass Garfield! I'm Tomkyou! The ladies be's lovin' me, and you know it! Say otherwise, and I'll claw your eyes out! Cocksucker! REEEOOOOOOWR!!!
Really, Tomkyou. Remember under whose roof you live. Give me this lip again and I assure you that you'll find each of your paws in an offshore landfill.
RAAAAAWWR! Bring it on, shithead!
Yes, this is the reason my blog is not about me. That damn cat has hacked in and claimed it as his own. But I do have my ways, and apparently, he will only post in italics, so--
RAAAAAAAWR! Move it on out, or I'm gonna shit in your bedcovers! ROOOOOOWR!
# posted by Ingemar @ 10:45 PM 
